Too Short's Birthday

No, this is not a joke.
And if I were in LA I'd probably go!


Happy Birthday Biaaaaatch!

Happy Birthday Grace!

actually belated birthday....Grace turned 60 yesterday



Pull Up To The Bumper

Driving down those city streets,
Waiting to get down,
Won’t you get your big machine,
Somewhere in this town?

Now in the parking lot garage,
You’ll find the proper place,
Just follow all the written rules,
You’ll fit into the space.

Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.

Pull up, to it, don’t drive, through it,
Back it, up twice, now that, fit’s nice.

Happy Birthday April! Baby Girl turns 24!

Look how cute you are! And look, with two cute outfits from the shop...I forgot about that crazy jumper from Vestite y Andate...I think you need to pull that thing out for this summer!

Happy Birthday Edie!